Nicole Richie Thinks She’s Sexy

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I’m sure Joel Madden appreciates Nicole Richie coyly seducing him on the beach like this, but she’s trying way too damn hard. This guy’s had blue balls for the past two years, so there’s no need to convince him to have sex with you. It’s safe to assume he’s pretty much sitting on go. The mailman could ring his doorbell and he’d light some candles and check his hair in the mirror before answering the door.