Wentworth Miller is So Gay

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Wentworth Miller, the 34 year old star of Prison Break has finally responded to reports that question his sexuality and insist that he’s gay. He says:

No, I’m not gay. I know these rumours are out there…I’m cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. Certain people are going to have certain fantasies. If someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each, that’s cool with me as long as you keep watching the show.”

Whoa, easy there buddy. It sounds like you’ve been practicing that for a while. I hope your boyfriend is cool with it, because when you’re 34 and people still can’t figure out if like girls then there’s a problem. Let’s be honest here, and agree that people just don’t question other people’s sexuality unless there are actual questions. This guy and Jake Gyllenhaal are Hollywood hearthrobs, yet you never see one single picture of them with a girl. Why is that? Oh yeah, because the only way they could get any gayer is if they put on pink chaps and started sucking their thumb.

I dare you to act gayer than this. It’s impossible: