Donald Trump’s Wife is Naked

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Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been engaged in a very public battle for a few weeks and up until now we’ve avoided commenting on it since it’s quite obviously being done to promote both of their equally boring shows. But then these pictures of Donald Trump’s current wife, Melania, showed up online today, so here’s where we get involved. Melania had so much plastic surgery since these were taken that she barely looks like the same person. I’ve seen less drastic changes in Proactiv commercials. Really, the way Jessica Simpson goes from ugly to slightly less ugly in less than 30 seconds is miraculous.

Larger versions of these are NSFW, natch:

Update: Here’s the latest the Insider clip of Donald Trump babbling about Rosie O’Donnell. Thanks, Renee!