Papa Joe is a Great Dad

Despite reports that he had a brief fling with Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, who is now dating American Idol winner Carrie Underwood, says the pair were never an item. In fact, he’s never even met her. Gee, I wonder how the rumor got started?

Sources say rumors of Romo and Simpson’s fling were the work of Jessica’s manager daddy, Joe Simpson, who “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo…simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica. A rep for the Cowboys did not return calls.”

And by “totally false” she means “100% totally true” because Joe Simpson doesn’t sleep since he’s too busy thinking about ways to pimp out his daughters. If they weren’t famous, Jessica and Ashlee would have to do anal in the back of the cable van so Joe could get free HBO.

Carrie Underwood: