Clay Aiken is So Gay

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A blind item in the New York Daily News asks:

Which Middle-American pop star, who really should have learned to stay off the Internet, has been chatting online again? Apparently his ultimate romantic ambition is a simultaneous date with an entire NBA team (except he didn’t use quite those words).”

As a dude, I can think of 10,000 other things more romantic than getting gangbanged by 12 seven foot tall black and Croatian guys. Maybe it’s the homosexual equivalent of having sex with the entire squad of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, except your ass wouldn’t require reconstructive surgery afterwards.