Jessica Simpson Hopes You’ll Forget

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Jessica Simpson was given two undeserved chances to knock out a “9 to 5tribute dedicated to Dolly Parton at the Kennedy Center Honors, but

…after Simpson saw a tape, she requested the second attempt be pulled from the show, which airs Dec. 26 on CBS. “She really wasn’t happy with her performance and she did want it to be perfect for Dolly, who she idolizes,” said Cindi Berger, a spokeswoman for Simpson.”

This comes after the media’s warning to people that the version of Jessica’s performance they’d see on December 26th was taped after the audience had left. The only thing cuter than Jessica Simpson’s bullshit, talentless career is a John Wayne Gacy impersonator showing up to entertain at a kid’s birthday. Really, it was cute. Unlike Jessica, he didn’t flub the words to “9 to 5” and almost all of us lived to tell the tale. Best birthday ever!

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