Miss USA is in Denial

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After Donald Trump announced yesterday that Tara Conner would retain her crown as Miss USA only if she entered rehab, the 21 year old Kentucky native says she doesn’t have a problem.

I wouldn’t say that I’m an alcoholic. I think that would be pushing the envelope.”

Actually, what was pushing the envelope was being coked out and going down on Miss Teen USA in bar. Oh yeah, and this. The majority of Southern girls are raised believing that their vagina is a an enchanted kingdom of magic and wonder where dreams come true, and it usually takes the jaws of life to separate any self-respecting one from their panties. This Tara Conner chick banged the entire city of New York. She’s Isiah Thomas with a nicer ass.


Update – Video and pictures from the press conference: