Miss USA Got Around

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Reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner, has been forced to move out of her Trump Place apartment and back to her native Kentucky after testing positive for cocaine and being a slut. The results of the test come after rampant rumors of drug use left pageant officials no choice but to order Conner to take a drug test. In addition, Conner has been seen making out with current Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, in public and she reportedly sneaked different men into her apartment at night on a routine basis. A source says:

Tara was a party animal…I’ve seen them kiss before. They always dance all sexy on the tables. … They definitely get close.”

A less sexy source said:

She has a really bad drug problem. Everyone at Miss USA hated her. She slept with [Blink 182’s] Travis Barker and she sleeps with all the club promoters…She was latching onto a crew of promoters because she had no other friends and she was using them for drugs. She started utilizing hip New York City people in the night-life scene to feed her addictions. I cut her off when she started leeching off all the other people I introduced her to.”

Yikes. The only way this could have gotten any worse for this chick is if they found little boy heads in her refrigerator or Osama Bin Laden hiding under her bed. On the bright side, Tara Conner is the shining example of all that divorce has to offer. I have two words for any dude wanting to bang a hot girl like this: daddy issues.