Lindsay Lohan is Insane

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In a “semi-literate” email Lindsay Lohan sent to her friends and lawyers last week after the GQ Man of the Year party, the actress lays out a plan to fight back at the media for supposedly lying about her. The plan includes talking to Al Gore, lawsuits, a press conference, and being totally batshit crazy. She says:

Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me…If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.”

You can actually read where she started doing shots of vodka along with her cocaine right about here:

Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character.” Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the “way of the future-Howard Hughes,” her desire is to “release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press.” Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on “how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.” Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as “LR” to court for “what she’s done to me.” “It’s my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be.”

Lohan’s representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, couldn’t comment because of the shotgun in her mouth.

Lindsay at Stella McCartney’s Christmas window lighting: