Kirsten Dunst Has Nipples

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This is Kirsten Dunst and her attempt to distract you from her mangled mouth. If her nightmarish fangs weren’t already … well … the stuff of nightmares, her inverted right nipple in this dress should top it off. On any other female (except Cameron Diaz and J-Lo, natch) this would be a non-issue, but on Dumpst it’s akin to the Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors. The upper half of Kirsten Dunst is a hideous vampire-thing and the lower half is a Venus Flytrap. It’s the best of both worlds, if by “best” you mean “Hell” and “both worlds” you mean “Ralph” and “Barf.”

Note: Some complainers are whining that these pictures are supposedly “old.” I don’t care. So suck it.