Whitney Houston Isn’t Paying Her Bills

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Whitney Houston is in danger of losing her $6 million New Jersey estate at a sheriff’s auction on January 4 if she is unable to come up with over $1 million. According to county tax records, the mortgage and taxes on the property haven’t been paid this year.

Houston’s estate encompasses two lots, with the lot for sale assessed at $889,300. The adjacent property is valued at more than $5.6million, reports the Daily Record. Houston purchased the properties nine years ago for $2.7 million. To pay off the mortgage, Houston was to shell out $4,711.18 per month from June 2004 until May 2034, for a total of about $1.7 million, the paper reports. If the past-due payments are made, the sale could be called off, says Gayl Spivak, an attorney representing Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems.”

This sounds scary and all, but it will never happen. Even though she’s a recovering crackhead, Whitney has thousands of friends, each with over a million dollars laying around. She’s not going anywhere. Unlike Bobby Brown’s sperm. Which apparently just got Karrine “Superhead” Steffans pregnant. In case you didn’t pick up on that, she got her nickname from having lots penises in her mouth. Bobby Brown tricked a woman who has “swallows” on her resume into getting pregnant by telling her he had a vasectomy when he didn’t. His other brilliant ideas include fighting a bear with a toy light saber.

Whitney on October 28th at the 17th Mercedes-Benz Carousel of Hope Ball: