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Fergie, the visually disturbing white girl from the Black Eyed Peas, says that anybody who insults her voice is insulting God. She tells Vibe magazine:
I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”
You know what else is insulting to God, sweetie? Your face. In fact, it’s insulting to pretty much everybody. I’m sure God appreciates what you did to it. Or maybe not, because the Joker had a better plastic surgeon than you. And of course people think you can sing, you’re in a rap group. You could have an artificial voice box and sound better that the rest of the freaks in that band.