Hilary Duff is Still Alive

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Maksim Miakovsky, the 18 year old Russian immigrant accused of stalking Hilary Duff last month, was arrested Friday night at a Manhattan Beach Residence Inn after he had intended to kill the 19 year old actress at an event she was scheduled to attend yesterday. TMZ reports:

a private investigator from Sunset Protective Services contacted Miakovsky at the Residence Inn and Miakovsky stated his intention of killing Duff on Sunday at an event she was scheduled to attend. According to legal papers filed by Duff, Miakovsky came to the U.S. “for the sole purpose of meeting and becoming romantically involved with Ms. Duff.” Miakovsky is currently being held on $200,000 bail at the Manhattan Beach jail. He’s scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday.”

In 2005, Hilary donated $250,000 and 2.5 million meals to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. In 2005, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan got drunk and went on a semen tasting tour, yet they’re allowed to walk the streets unharmed without any threat of violence. It’s times like these when you realize just how unfair life can be. At least Hilary should finally ditch Joel Madden after all this. He’s thirty years older than her, but needs to curl up in a ball and call the police when a Russian kid with glasses is looking through the window. Nice one, buddy. It must not be awkward at all knowing your girlfriend is famous enough to have a stalker and that you’re such a big rock star that you can’t even book a concert at a Dairy Queen.

Hilary on October 13th. Makeup, please.