Nicole Richie is on a Table

These pictures of Nicole Richie dancing on a table are from last week but the hi-res versions just popped up, so I hope you haven’t eaten yet. I want stare between this creature’s legs about as much as I want to stare at a gun in my face. The only way my crotch would ever touch Nicole Richie’s is if my penis magically turned into a fly.

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