Sutton Pierce is Jayden James Federline

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Although “Sutton Pierce” has been the widely accepted name of Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s second son, rampant rumors have been swirling that the baby is in fact a girl named Jayden James. Neither Britney nor K-Fed have confirmed these rumors, but now we no longer have to wait to find out. TMZ has a copy of the birth certificate, and the kid is a boy named Jayden James Federline.

Well, whatever. Like it matters. If it was a girl, instead of robbing gas stations, she’ll be a pregnant stripper with daddy issues. In junior high, her guidance counselor is just going to give her a banana and an instruction manual then wish her luck.

See the birth certificate here.

K-Fed on October 21st: