Scarlett Johansson Does Allure[Gallery not found]
I know we’ve linked to these before but the first hi-res pics of Scarlett Johansson’s now famous photo shoot in the November issue of Allure showed up online this morning, and they are proof that God wants you to masturbate. The second picture is quite possibly the greatest picture ever taken. If Scarlett’s breasts were any more perfect, you could lick them and see in the future. If I could walk right now, I’d take that picture to a museum where it rightfully belongs.