Paris Hilton is Too Good

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After backing out of appearing at the Oct. 11th premiere of her new movie, Pledge This, because she claimed she had to promote her album, Paris told producers that she will be unable to attend the rescheduled (just for her) Oct. 28th premiere as well. It has to be because of her relief mission to Africa or because her fall break is over at M.I.T., right? Wrong. A source explains:

The movie is horrific. It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn’t really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing.”

Crap like this will continue to happen until producers realize they don’t need this dumb ho in their movies. Hiring Paris for a movie is like hiring John Mark Karr to babysit for you. Sure, you’ll be on the front page of the paper, but not for the reason you might have hoped. She’s a silver spoon fed hypocrite who, if her last name wasn’t “Hilton,” would be swallowing every guy in the club on the off chance one of them would talk to her. Okay, so maybe that wasn’t the best example.

Paris on Oct. 17th:

Sofia Vergara, because she’s in the movie and she has a huge rack: