K-Fed is Desperate

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Kevin Federline is said to be “surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified” that his cash cow, Britney Spears, will dump him like a pocket if her comeback attempt is successful. He’s so terrified that he is reportedly forbidding Britney from using male backup dancers in her new video, and went so far as to beg Britney to fire Matt Felker, a dancer that she has just hired.

Kevin doesn’t want Britney to be making sexy moves again… He’s even telling her she doesn’t need to lose all of her pregnancy weight.”

Clearly, anybody who willingly sticks their penis into Shar Jackson has proven that they will do anything to never have to work. K-Fed has done this at least twice. If somebody tried to hand him a mop and a time card, he’d take a hostage. It’s really too bad that Britney Spears doesn’t have an older brother with balls, because if she did, K-Fed would’ve been signing autographs with a pen in his teeth long before it ever got to this point.

K-Fed on October 10th:

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