Jessica Simpson is Frightening

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Edward Scissorhands took a break from making snow and trimming hedges to attend the “Employee of the Month” premiere after-party. I’m not really sure why he was there. I guess he doesn’t know when movies suck because he lives alone on the top of a hill without a television and everyone is afraid of him because he’s so scary looking. Jessica Simpson’s daddy tried pretty hard to get “stars” to attend that premiere. I don’t see Gary Coleman anywhere. I guess he was busy that night.