Alicia Keys is on Vacation

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Here’s totally heterosexual, not gay at all, Alicia Keys, hanging out poolside with her “just friends” friend. The bad news is, this isn’t a swingers’ resort and the hug is as close as we’re going to get to seeing some outdoor sex. The good news is, after seeing these pictures, the Dallas Cowboys will likely sign her to beef up their offensive line.