Papa Joe Simpson is an Excellent Driver

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TMZ is reporting that Joe Simpson was in a little embarrassing accident Saturday night while leaving the grand opening of his daughter’s BFF’s salon:

Dad/manager Joe Simpson was out cruising the town when his evening came to a sudden halt … by a railing! Joe was about to drive off in his Ferrari in Beverly Hills Saturday night after leaving Ken Paves’ salon when he ran into the railing from a staircase. He looked over his shoulder in disbelief and embarrassment. Instead of stopping to look at the damage (like any proud man), he drove away before anyone else noticed.”

Maybe it’s because a member of his family is on here every day or because he’s such a creepy bastard, but that “God is My Co-Pilot” bumper sticker hasn’t fooled anyone for quite a while.

Jessica and Eva Longoria at the grand opening: