Jessica Biel is in the Bushes

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I realize these pictures of Jessica Biel kissing another girl were taken earlier this month, but the hi-res versions just showed up over the weekend, so here they are. They’re just like my dream I have every night, except Jessica isn’t wearing cowboy boots or a thong. And isn’t a lesbian. I really don’t think my dream can ever recover from this. The Paxil might help, but after I get done and untie her and her friend, I doubt I’ll be doing push-ups as they comb each other’s hair anymore. I’ll more than likely be putting on lipstick and eyeliner, then gripping the back of a chair and biting down on a stick.