Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Will Sag and Wither

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A reverend has lashed out against Papa Joe Simpson for leaving his God-job to pimp his trannies daughters.

Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell. They don’t represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards.”

I wish I could take credit for writing that one, but the Rev came up with it on his own. I tried something like it before but I said it when I was strapped to a cross while wearing a black dickie, priest collar and nothing else. The cross was made of Tempur-Pedic foam and we were taping an infomercial. I can’t imagine why they didn’t use that segment. They must really hate Papa Joe.

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