Aaron Carter Somehow Managed This

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Singer(?) Aaron Carter is reportedly engaged to former Miss Teen USA and Playboy Playmate, and his brother, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter’s ex-girlfriend, Kari Ann Peniche.

I’m very excited about it,” Peniche tells PEOPLE. “Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He’s kind, loving, and I love him so much.”

Carter, 18, popped the question to Peniche (who previously dated Aaron’s brother Nick) on Saturday in Las Vegas while they were onstage in front of 200 people during the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort.”

I’m sure this has nothing to do with him trying to promote his new reality show, “House of Carters.” There’s no way, right? I mean, this is true love. She’s a Playboy Playmate. He’s the lead singer of Kidz Bop. She’s hot, he looks like Richie Rich. If Richie Rich had highlights and thought he was black. So, congratulations to the happy couple. ‘Til cancellation do them part.

Kari Ann Peniche (NSFW!):