Brooke Shields Picks It and Eats It

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What tastes better? Eye boogers or nose boogers?

Let’s ask Brooke Shields.

Aw, damn. She couldn’t be reached for comment. Isn’t that typical? A crucial question like this needs an answer yet we can’t count on experts like Brooke to be there when we need her the most. I blame Tom Cruise.