Christina Aguilera is Almost Naked Again

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Jordan Bratman was once again trying to rub his wife in my face at this costume party the other night. Yeah man, we get it. Your wife’s hot. So what? That still doesn’t change the fact that you look like you should be wearing a little vest and playing the cymbals. Even if you got a chin implant to look more human, I’d still be afraid you’d carry Christina up the Empire State Building.