Lindsay Lohan is Patriotic

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In the newest issue of Elle magazine, Lindsay Lohan says she is anxious to go to Iraq to entertain our troops.

I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday. Lohan, whose screen credits include “Freaky Friday,” “Mean Girls” and the upcoming “Georgia Rule,” says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954. “It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be,” Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.”

Far be it from me to make fun of somebody for doing something for our troops, but this is Lindsay Lohan. She could rescue me from a burning car and I’d still call her a slut. Especially when she insists on being compared to Marilyn Monroe. Comparing Marilyn to Lindsay would be like comparing Creme Brulee to a wet Twinkie that’s been dropped in a litter box.

Lohan leaving the Hyde bar on August 3rd:

Source/Images: X17online

Thanks to Andrew, Jerry, Dan and Sentrall for the heads up!