Pam and Kid Are Married. Almost.

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Pamela Anderson, 39, and Kid Rock, 35, were “married” during a wedding ceremony Saturday on a yacht in St. Tropez. France requires that all couples have a civil wedding at the mayor’s office for the union to be legal, but it didn’t stop her from saying it was “the best most romantic wedding of all time.” Jimmy Choo owner Tamara Mellon said:

She was the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen – like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot…Kid Rock was a total rock star.”

Pamela Anderson wore a white string bikini and Kid Rock wore jeans and a hat. Pam drank champagne and Kid smoked a cigar and chugged Corona. Despite the fact this took place on a yacht in a tropical paradise, this couldn’t have gotten any more white trash unless there was plastic patio furniture and a dog chained to a tree.

Update: Pam knows I’m right.