Madonna is Anal About Her Toilet

Here’s yet another story proving the more rich and famous people are, the more insane they are. Madonna has turned into such a big germaphobe, that she insists her toilet seat be replaced with a brand new toilet seat every night of her current ‘Confessions’ world tour. A source said:

The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed – with an unbroken seal – by plumbers before every gig.”

Of course the list of demands doesn’t stop there.

She also requires three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness, a relaxing foot spa complete with lavender and camomile body soak, plenty of Kabbalah water, and a love seat. Madonna, 47, also insists her dressing room is covered with white drapes and white roses – the symbolic colour of her Kabbalah faith.”

You know what else will “protect” you? Being less crazy. You usually find people like this in straight jackets and padded cells complaining the voices in their heads are yelling too loud. But in Hollywood this is perfectly normal behavior. Madonna could chop off her own arms and legs one day claiming they were messing with her chi, but people would still worship her and pay big money to see her crippled ass roll around on stage.

I’m not sure how recent these pictures are, but since nobody has ever seen Madonna’s nipples, here you go (NSFW):