Britney Spears is Mesmerized

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On the “Love B” portion of Britney Spears’ website, offensively subtitled “stream of consciousness,” Britney gives us her deepest thoughts about…tigers.

In some ways, people are a lot like animals…I’m mesmerized by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”

Maybe somebody should point this out to Brit – Chester Cheetah isn’t a tiger. He’s a cheetah.

Britney and the “manny”/bodyguard/whatever on July 18th in Malibu: