Christina Aguilera is Thoughtful
I would like to take this time to personally thank Christina Aguilera and her enormous boobs for not wearing a bra when leaving her hotel in Paris a few days ago. These days we hear so many horror stories about guys leaving bars with the girl of their wet dreams only to wake up to nothing but disappointment and a water bra. It’s like it’s not even safe for a man to leave his house at night anymore. So men, hug your pillow and sleep well tonight knowing that Christina and her tits are out there fighting. For us.