Lindsay Lohan is Mistaken

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I’m not sure if it’s too much semen or too much blow, but Lindsay Lohan actually believes people when they tell her she looks like Marilyn Monroe. She claims that Sharon Stone and Monroe’s best friend both told her that she looks like the iconic blonde. She says:

Marilyn’s best friend came over at the event (at which she wore a Monroe-inspired dress) and said she’d been taken aback because she thought I looked so much like Marilyn. It was incredible.”

What Lindsay fails to understand is that Marilyn Monroe died in 1962 at the age of 36. So that means any friend of Marilyn’s would be about 250 now. I could put a blonde wig on a cactus and this old lady would think it was Marilyn. Not to mention that Monroe is still a blonde sex symbol who, to this day, is arguably the 20th century’s most famous movie star. Lindsay Lohan is a pale, freckled mess who is the most famous movie star at the free clinic. Chances are that if Marilyn Monroe punched up her hand up through the ground right now, she could still probably fill out a bikini better than Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan in another bikini in Malibu on July 16th: