Nicole Richie Should Start Eating Soon

It’s never our intention to be socially conscious here, but Nicole Richie really needs our help. The only thing missing from these pictures is a bowl of rice and flies. Even the Guatemalan kid I sponsor would be too stuck up to be seen with Nicole Richie, and he brushes his teeth with a stick. If she got any skinnier, she’d be carrying a spear and chasing a lion.