Keira Knightley is From Hell

Keira Knightley insists she is the “girlfriend from hell” because she is prone to terrible mood swings that makes her wonder why any man would stay with her. She says:

I’m awful. I always have freak-outs. I don’t know why anyone puts up with me. I’m mostly an emotional wreck!…It’s stupid shit. I don’t freak out about anything that actually warrants a freak-out. That I can deal with. It’s the little stuff I can’t deal with…Anyone who has gone out with me will tell you I have this awful tendency to cry when I get really angry. And I can’t stop.”

Guys put up with hot chicks who are crazy because, well, they’re hot. A hot girl could keep a human head in her refigerator and her boyfriend would just reach around it to grab another beer. Why? Because guys don’t care. At the end of the day, if Lexipro and a little domestic violence, done tastefully of course, is all it takes to keep Keira from trying to drink acid because Cowboy didn’t make it back in the Big Brother house, I don’t see any reason why my penis and her rock hard abs would have to break up.

Keira in July 2006 Vogue: