Jessica Simpson Will Get More Boobs

Jessica Simpson claims she will more than likely get breast implants once she has children, because she doesn’t want her fake tits to actually look natural.

If I have kids, and they’re hanging to my waist, that’s when I might start to think about having something done to them. Right now, they’re perky and cute.”

The only amazing thing about this story is that Jessica already has DDs and for some reason they don’t hang down to her knees (anymore). If her breasts were all natural, as she claims, every time she got naked she should just put a laundry basket on her head and carry buckets of water. For her future kids’ sake, she should just throw all her money toward fixing her face. Growing up thinking “mommy” and “grandpa” are the same person is something that their therapist probably wouldn’t have heard before.

Jessica posing on her birthday in Cabo San Lucas on July 10th: