Lindsay Lohan is Still In a Bikini

I had to remove my breast implants due to an HR complaint last year, turns out that Heather was just jealous of my promotion because apparently having tits and a penis gave me an unfair advantage around the office, but I’m glad to see that Lindsay is still showing hers off. She’s been in a bikini for like a week now, so can I appreciate the fact she’s given me something to distract me from her condescendingly flat ass, which is obviously still sore because the guy is sitting her on that rail like he’s an orderly in an invalid nursing home. Not like that’s going to help any. She’s so bored out, if that dude stuck his ear up to her ass he could hear the ocean.