Suri Cruise Does Not Exist

Despite being one of the most anticipated celebrity babies of the year, the public has not yet seen a photo or public sighting of Suri Cruise since her birh almost three months ago on April 18th. However, it appears we’re not the only ones who have not seen the child. Fellow Scientolgists and close friends of the couple have not been invited to meet the baby.

Baby Suri Cruise isn’t just playing hide-and-seek with the public. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show off their spawn to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even good pals Will and Jada Pinkett Smith supposedly have not met the newborn despite repeated calls to Cruise, reports Us Weekly. “Every time, it’s a different excuse: He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well,” said a source. “[The Smiths] think it’s so weird.”

Well, of course Suri is real. She laughs, she cries, she goes to the potty and when you pull her string she says, “Dada” and “Mama” in your choice of two languages!

Tom Cruise promoting Mission: Impossible 3 on a bullet train in Japan last month: