Kristin Cavallari Sluts Up the Beach
MTV has quickly become your one stop shop for drunken whores on reality shows, and since their crowning achievement, 19 year old Kristin Cavallari, is a quasi-celebrity, here are some pictures of her on the beach (with her boyfriend, Brody Jenner) on July 4th. I know, without her Wonderbra, it’s pretty hard to see why she’s famous. For those of you who read this site, you know I’m not judgemental in any way, but she is holding a beer and she is holding a dude’s hand, and where I come from that makes you a drunken whore. And I swear, I will tell everyone unless you go to the dance with me.