Kevin Federline Was Joking

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Kevin Federline is now claiming that his single, PopoZao, was intentionally released as a joke so he could capitalize on the fact that people were laughing at him. The song was part of his grand scheme to bring millions of people to his website then blow their minds when his real “music” drops. He says:

At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. That way, when I come out with my real shit, people are fucking blown away.”

Not to get technical, but we weren’t just “kinda” laughing at you, we were laughing hard at you, idiot. And of course Popozao was your “real shit,” you’re a breakdancing white boy whose only street cred was being the guy who didn’t pull out of Britney Spears, and that’s even not anything to brag about now. Did you really think that you were gonna come out with The Chronic? Your crappy music sounded just like we thought it would sound. To be honest, the fact that I’m writing about you right now pisses me off. You could walk across water to save me from drowning and I’d still call you a wigger.

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