Playboy Wants Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson’s publicist has confirmed that the singer(?) was offered $4 million to pose in Playboy, but says she has turned it down. In Touch Weekly, who first reported the offer, claimed that Ashlee was considering going nude in the legendary men’s magazine.
You’d have to flip a few pages to find Ashlee Simpson’s name on the list of chicks I want to see in Playboy, but in the end, it’s a girl posing naked in Playboy. When it comes down to it, that’s all dudes’ lives revolve around. Seeing a chick naked or trying to get a chick naked. Even if that girl is recovering fug Ashlee Simpson. So if she wants to prove to us that she has any has redeemable qualities whatsoever, she might as well show us what’s going on from the neck down, because everything else has been pretty much tapped out.