Salma Hayek’s Boobs Should Have Won

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According to a new poll from In Touch magazine, Scarlett Johansson’s boobs have been voted the best in Hollywood. Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek rounded out the top three. A spokesman for the publication says:

It’s not unusual for Scarlett to receive loads of compliments on her ample chest.”

I know Scarlett won this because she is popular with the teens who read In Touch, but who are we kidding? Salma has the best rack in Hollywood. Scientists should really figure out a way to snatch a couple of strands of Salma Hayek’s hair so they can stop wasting time cloning sheep and cows and get right to the good stuff. Salma will be 40 in September and angels are still giving God high fives.

Salma at the CFDA nominees dinner on June 4th:

Salma and Scarlett at Cartier And Interview Magazine Celebrate Love: