Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is Back Online

Attorneys for Getty Images and Time Inc. are feverishly hitting the “refresh” button on sites like this one awaiting the posting of their precious $4 million photos of Baby Goddess The Lord Messiah Most Beautimous Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt which hit the stands today so they can threaten to sue us. But many sites are posting the photos anyway because that’s what happens on the Internet. This person purchased a copy of the magazine, scanned the photos and published them for the public to enjoy. I’ve attached screencaps from the site, but you can visit it for the high resolution scans.

Ah, futility. Ain’t it futile? It’s like trying to beer bong for the first time. The beer is coming, and coming fast, so you might as well suck it up. If you try to stop it, all it’s going to do is shoot up your nose and all of your face, and there you are all wet and choking on cheap beer. Or in Time Inc.’s case, four million dollar beer.