Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff Are Mature

Jeremy Piven and Stephen Dorff reportedly had a heated exchange early yesterday morning at the NYC bar, Bungalow 8, after Dorff cut in front of Piven in the line for the bathroom. According to a source, the altercation was very “high school”:

Piven: “Yo, what are you doing? You know you don’t need to cut the line!”

Dorff: “I can do what I want!”

Piven: “No, you can’t!”

Dorff: “Yes, I can!”

Piven: “You’re a has-been!”

Dorff: “At least I am a movie star – you’re only on TV! Cable TV!”

The last comment caused Piven to scream expletives, and security guards were called before the two could come to blows. A witness said, “Jeremy, who actually had a table, was shoved into a bathroom by security and left shortly after. And Dorff, who was in the standing-only section, kept hanging around all night telling anyone who would listen, ‘I am going to kick Jeremy Piven’s ass!’ It was hilarious.”

What a gyp. Now we’ll never know who is the better fighter. Sam or Frodo?

Below are some pictures of Lucy Pinder, because the only decent pictures of Dorff are on microfilm and I don’t have a library card. And the the only recent picture of Piven I could find was this one where he’s carying a drunk Vanessa Marcil: