You Probably Saw The Break-Up

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The Break-Up pulled in a respectable $38 million over the weekend and finished #1 ahead of box office juggernaut X-Men: The Last Stand. This is a pretty impressive feat considering it is one of the worst reviewed movies of the summer and stars Jennifer Aniston. Show of hands. How many of you have seen the trailer? Okay, now how many of you remember one thing that Aniston says? The movie willl be funny because of Vince Vaughn and the rest of the cast (John Favreau, Jason Bateman, etc.). Aniston’s success has always been relative to her cast and she always does better when she doesn’t have to carry the movie. When she does, it’s a disaster. That doesn’t mean that Jennifer Aniston is a horrible person, it just means that she’s a shitty actress. Not to worry, she’ll still find work. She has perky tits and a nice haircut. In Hollywood, that’s the equivalent of a Master’s Degree and an MCSE.

Jennifer at The Break-Up premiere in Australia on June 5th:

Jennifer and Vince at a Chicago Cubs game on May 29th: