This is Kevin Federline. Seriously.

K-Fed let the people at Item magazine wash and dust the crap off him for their June issue. The interview was published to promote his CD which will be released in August. (Ooh, I can’t wait!!) He went from carjacker to car salesman. Showering must have been like one of those cartoons where the little pink cartoon soap gets scared, wiggles out of his hand and K-Fed chases it around the shower. Then K-Fed breaks out his gat, shoots the soap dead and washes up with the little soap corpse who has a bullet hole and two Xs for eyes.