Britney Spears Has a Surprise For K-Fed

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According to reports, Britney Spears may be planning a little surprise divorce party for K-Fed. Spears and her family (minus K-Fed) met with a lawyer and divorce was mentioned. A source says:

Brit’s been very unhappy, and I think she needs to find some peace. Once the Spears family gets its game plan together, the idea is to spring a divorce on Kev without warning.”

Despite being a tubby, pimply mess with a ruined career and two kids that she’ll either accidentally starve to death, or visit in prison in about 20 years, getting rid of this jackass will be the smartest thing Britney has ever done. I’ve never been married to K-Fed, but I’m pretty sure I would rather say “I do” to hand job from Wolverine.