Jessica Simpson Has Dumb Hair[Gallery not found]
Although she has her tits hanging out at the 2006 NCLR ALMA Awards, the fact that I would much rather look at the guys standing next to her pretty much sums up my lack of interest in Jessica Simpson. Not that she needed it, but the new orange hair thing she has going on just makes her look even more stupid. This would be less annoying if she wasn’t so damn confusing, like that dragon with the dog head in The Neverending Story. I mean, it would be cool if my dog had a kick ass body like that, but considering the fact that he’s a dog, D-cups would really just be a waste.
Update: Turns out that pile of crap on her head was really a wig she plans on selling along with equally ugly wigs from her own hairpiece line. So if you want to look like a mentally challenged clown, then a Jessica Simpson wig is what you need. Face sold separately.