Lindsay Lohan Gets Paris Hilton’s Sloppy Seconds[Gallery not found]
Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos may have not broken up because of differences in priorities as Paris has claimed. It looks like the Greek billionaire has become the latest victim of the horror that has been tearing through Hollywood – Lindsay Lohan’s vagina. According to reports, Niarchos was spotted with Lohan “sipping cocktails and dirty dancing” at the L.A. club, Element. Three days later, Niarchos was seen leaving Lohan’s room at the Chateau Marmont. A bartender at Element said:
Lindsay was all over Stavros. At one point, he had his hand up her skirt!”
I wouldn’t be surprised if Lohan’s room at the Chateau Marmont is completely empty and covered in tarps. The maid who comes in to hose it down every day pauses at the door, closes her eyes and crosses herself before she cautiously opens the door. When she leaves, holding her cross to her chest, she walks straight home where she cries and holds her kids until they fall asleep.