Hillary Clinton is Too Sexy for Sharon Stone

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In the new issue of Hollywood Life magazine, liberal Sharon Stone says that Sen. Hillary Clinton has too much “sexual power” to win the the upcoming presidential election.

I think Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

How completely shot out is Sharon Stone at this point? You’d think by now she could afford a better publicist or a psychiatrist. Or a friend. Hillary Clinton doesn’t have the sexual power to blow out this match. The time my grandma stripped to “I Wanna Sex U Up” at Thanksgiving at least gave my grandfather an erection. Hillary couldn’t get anybody hard even with hypnosis and Cialis. I’m sure Hillary appreciates the compliment, but when your husband gets a hummer from the fatty at work, you may not want to put “sexual power” at the top of your resume.

Sharon Stone March 22nd at the premiere of Basic Instinct 2 in Germany: