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Last month, Star Magazine reported that Jessica Simpson and Jude Law spent a wild and noisy night at the Chateau Marmont hotel. This week’s issue says Jessica is “being deluged by a flood of e-mails, phone calls and text messages” from Jude.
A friend of Simpson says, “Jude is telling Jess that he ‘hungers for her’ and that he goes to sleep ‘dreaming about her lips, her smell and her laugh’. It’s a little corny, but Jessica is loving it.”
I know Jessica Simpson is dumb, but somebody really needs to fit her for a helmet at this point. Loving the thought of Jude Law’s sexual advances is like being flattered because a dog wants to hump your leg. Jude and his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, were swingers. He cheated on Sienna Miller with nanny, Daisy Wright. Jude Law will screw anything at any time. On the other hand, I guess bending Jessica over while he winks at CaCee Cobb is less creepy than Jessica blowing Papa Joe. So, hey, good work Jessica!